Grandpa Jerry and St. Paul - Down Home Story

Grandpa Jerry Williams was a great admirer of SaintME Church hove into view. The salesman gave an
Paul and would not have invoked the name of theexclamation of relief. He knew there would be a
revered apostle deliberately to frighten the wits outhorse-shed for his car, and the church door would be
of a St. Louis drummer. Besides, Grandpa had toopen. Hurriedly he dashed through the rain and dark
replace the church-yard gate and repair the steeple.Into open the church-yard gate, park his car and take
those days of southeast Missouri, folks took theirrefuge in the church.The salesman lit matches to find
religion more seriously than some of us today.a pew in the back of the sanctuary and scrunched
Grandpa Jerry, for instance, always felt he remaineddown to check his eyelids for light leaks until the rain
a poor carpenter-farmer because he had not heededlet up.But, repose was not to be. From the darkness
a "call" by the Lord to be a preacher.Grandpa was aand beating rain, a sonorous voice began to intone:
pious man, nevertheless, and tried to understand and"And I persecuted this way unto death, binding and
obey the Lord in all other respects. Thus, he was adelivering into prisons both men and women. And it
pillar of the Methodist Episcopal church -- passing thecame to pass that as I made my journey, and was
collection plate on Sundays and preaching the sermoncome nigh unto Damascus about noon, suddenly
when the regular pastor was on vacation orthere shone from Heaven a great light round about
attending a bishops' conference.Saint Paul wasme. "And I fell unto the ground, and heard a voice
Grandpa's favorite biblical hero -- perhaps becausesaying unto me, Paul, why persecutest thou me?"By
both had been called by Christ and resisted. In anynow the drummer's hair was prickly at the back of
event, Grandpa read and re-read Paul's many lettershis neck. The graves he had casually noted as he
that comprise a quarter of the New Testament. Heparked his car now loomed large in his imagination.It
was a recognized authority on Paul and often quotedwas, of course, Grandpa Jerry warming up to this
the saint on perplexing or momentous occasions.Itfavorite topic -- thinking he was alone in the
was Grandpa's custom, when substituting in thedarkened church. Or, maybe he was aware of the
pulpit, to propose a weighty spiritual problem, thenvisitor and was laying on an effect. "And what did
ask the rhetorical question:"What did Paul say?"WhatPaul say?" roared Grandpa just as a bolt of lightning
Paul said on the subject usually took a solid hour, or ahit he church steeple with an horrendous crash.In the
bit more, to relate. Grandpa didn't get manyawful, split-second flash round about, followed
opportunities to atone for his youthful disobedienceinstantly by an ear-splitting crash of thunder, the
to God's call, so he made the most of everysalesman saw a giant in the pulpit, his eyes burning
one.Despite Grandpa Jerry's scriptural verbosity, hecoals and a white halo gleaming about his head.With a
was an imposing figure in the pulpit. He was a largescreech, the salesman leaped over the pew and
man, tall, with a wild crop of bushy white hair. Whengained the door with one mighty lunge. By some
he got wound up about Paul, he commandeddivine miracle, the Model T engine coughed into life at
attention. He voice boomed, and he emphasized histhe first spin of the crank. The salesman departed
words with thumps on the pulpit.Folks allowed asthe premises with noteworthy alacrity.Unfortunately,
how the regular-ordained pastors were easier tohe did not pause long enough to unlatch the
take, week-end-week-out. Still, a good dose of Saintchurch-yard gate. It was a good gate with may
Paul now and then purged the soul.The spiritual homeyears of useful service remaining. Under the
for that little country congregation was about fivecircumstances, however, it seemed more appropriate
miles from town. As was the custom, it was leftto take the gate along on the front hood of the car
unlocked so passersby could enter for mediation orthan to tarry longer in the vicinity.Thus it was that a
shelter.Grandpa Jerry's farm was nearby, and hebadly frightened salesman, with a church gate for
often went there in the evening, after chores, tocompany, pulled up to the Campbell Tavern. "There's
look after the church. After mending a window pane,a mad-man back there in a church!" he stammered.A
or mowing the grass in the graveyard out front, hetable of men didn't bother to look up from their
would commune with God in the empty sanctuary.Itgame of five-card stud."Was he talking about Paul?"
was on such an occasion during Lent that Grandpasome one asked."Yes, yes! That's him.""Oh, that's
Jerry and the St. Louis salesman encountered eachonly Deacon Williams. You should have hung around a
other briefly. Grandpa went to the church thatlittle longer. He would have taken up a
evening to sweep the floor and make sure thecollection."They kidded Grandpa a lot after that,
hymnals were evenly distributed for Easter Sunday.scaring strangers and all; but he wasn't amused at
This done, he lingered to think and pray.Darknessbeing thought non compos mentis."Probably the first
came on with a raging thunder storm. Grandpa'stime that jasper has been to church in 20 years,"
mood, the Holy season, and the natural elementsgroused Grandpa. "Too bad the Lord's aim was a little
inspired him to preach. He strode to the pulpit. Amidstoff with that bolt of lightning."Lindsey Williams is a
the flashing lightning and rumbling thunder, he let hisSun columnist who can be contacted at:Website: with
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