Home Inspections: No Guarantees

Since we opened our doors in 1994, we have takenhas not slipped. We firmly believe that this is a shift in
a very liberal approach with clients who claim to becustomer expectations and philosophies.
unhappy with our service. But over recent years weWe had a choice to make. We could have taken a
have seen a steady shift in some of our clients'very heavy handed approach to our inspections. This
expectations. Their demands are higher, which is fine...would include coming down hard on every potential
but the number of clients with unrealisticproblem and writing "cover-your-butt" reports. We
expectations has grown from maybe one in fivecould never offer "most-likely scenarios", but only
hundred, to one in fifty."worst possible case" predictions, if we offered any
These are the people who renegotiate their housepredictions at all.
purchase based on the inspection results - thenDuring the course of a home inspection, we are
anything, and we mean anything, that goes wrongoffering more than just the facts. We are offering a
after they move in - is the home inspector's fault!professional opinion. If we offered just the facts, it
They argue that they could have negotiated a lowerwould go like this: "The furnace is working today."
purchase price if they'd been aware of the problem(We would have no opinion as to how old it is or
(or perceived problem.)how long it might last, or what your options are
"Had you told me, I would have had the seller fix it."when it comes time to replace it, or what a new one
Lists of "problems" include items such as a missingmight cost.) We might conclude "The basement is
latch on a screen door, missing caulking around adry today." (However we would have no opinion as
window, and a broken electrical outlet behind theto what it will be like in the spring, or what minor
china cabinet. These "problems" all cost less than $100improvements you should make to avoid a future
but the client insists the inspector should have notedproblem.)
them. And they would like the home inspector toOur opinions will sometimes be wrong because we
pay!don't have all the pieces of the puzzle. Often, some
Then there are the clients who bought an olderof the pieces are concealed. If we were allowed to
home with original, but serviceable windows. Theytear the house apart, we might sometimes come to
have called four window contractors and guessdifferent conclusions. Other times, our opinion might
what? All four say they need new windows. Howsimply vary from another expert or a contractor.
could the home inspector miss this $10,000.00Instead of writing heavy-handed or no-opinion
"problem?"reports, we decided to keep our reports as
Still others find hidden problems which they readilyeven-handed as possible and make sure every client
admit the seller effectively concealed, but which thesigns a detailed contract. The contract is intended to
home inspector should have nonetheless discovered.protect us against the unreasonable client.
"Why else would they put down new carpet? Didn'tUnrealistic clients don't view a home inspection report
the fresh paint make you suspicious? You shouldas a professional opinion. They view it as an insurance
have predicted they were hiding something!" On onepolicy with a zero deductible and no annual renewal
occasion a homebuyer asked an inspection firm tocosts! To allow us to continue to provide good
pay $22,000 to dig up around his house toquality, even-handed reports to the forty-nine out of
waterproof it and replace the drainage tiles. Hisfifty people who deserve them, we have been
basement was not wet but he claimed it "felt" damp.forced to utilize a contract that makes our clients
Three waterproofing contractors had all insistedknow, in no uncertain terms, that the inspection is an
"excavation is the only way to fix this problem."opinion and not a warranty or a guarantee.
We are convinced that the quality of our inspections