You Wanna Get High With Me?

Being a home inspector is great. It's fun, it'sclimb just do not appear physically able to make the
interesting, and I get to meet wonderful people. Iascent. If it does not look safe to me, they are
know exactly what to do during a home inspection.staying on the ground.
But what should the homebuyer be doing during theA few times people have objected to being told to
home inspection?remain on the ground. Some have even insisted that
In my mind, the primary responsibility of thethis is their inspection, they are paying me, and they
homebuyer during the home inspection is to observewill climb if they choose to. They are then are told
and to listen. By watching the routine of thethat it is my ladder and I decide who climbs it. I have
inspector, the homebuyer will gain a comfort with thealso not yet been paid for my services. I simply and
home as well as the inspection process. Thecalmly explain that if they would like to play the "I'm
inspector has the opportunity to present to andnot paying" card, I can play my trump card, called
discuss with the homebuyer all the many aspects of"I'm not inspecting". This is rare, but does get us all
each component and system in the home. The goal isback to our proper places!
to have no issues looming after the inspection.Walking on roofs is all well and good, but nothing
That being said, active participation in the homeseparates the bold from the meek in the arena of
inspection is always a good thing. I love participation!home inspection participation quite like the subject of
How much participation and by whom is an oftencrawling in crawl spaces!
debated question. Depending on an individual's role inFlorida is a wonderful place to live. Sunshine, beautiful
the transaction - buyer, seller, agent, or otherbeaches, and a lifestyle that most of the rest of
interested party - the intentions, interest, andNorth America can only dream of. It is the quest for
involvement vary widely.that good life that attracts millions of tourists every
A sure fire test to tell how committed someone is toyear as well as tens of thousands of new residents.
the participation process is by asking who would likeBut some residents of Florida, the ones found in
to go onto the roof. Many of my home inspectorcrawl spaces, can bring fear to the heart of the
buddies cringe when I speak of home buyers orbravest!
agents climbing roofs with me. However, with someTraveling about the country to numerous home
good judgment and a few precautions, it turns outinspector events has provided me much in the way
just fine.of education and perspective on the business of
The fun begins when I ask, "Okay, who would like tohome inspecting. But whenever my peers discover I
get high with me?" If anyone looks too enthused, Ilive and inspect in Florida, the subject always turns to
get a little nervous thinking that they must havecritters and creatures in crawl spaces. With their eyes
misinterpreted my question. But, after a moment,the size of grapefruits, I can keep them mesmerized
most all recognize that it is time for the roofwith my many tales. Those would be opossum tales,
inspection. No better way to inspect a roof than tosnake tales, and gator tales!
climb up and walk around! Every now and then, aThey way these guys are captivated by the idea of
home has a walk out balcony that lets us hop the railan inspector crawling on his belly under a home in
and stride smartly to the peak. But more often thanFlorida makes me feel like Marlin Perkins from the old
not, it is up the ladder we go.television show "Wild Kingdom". I can recall being
The truth of it all is that less than 20% ofabout eight years old listening to Marlin narrate, "Jim
homebuyers will venture up the ladder to stroll theirwill now wrestle the deadly 25 foot anaconda". Then
roof. And of that group, about half are wearingJim, dressed in khaki shorts, shirt and a pair of lace
inappropriate shoes or clothing for the ladder climb.up boots, would proceed into the jungle marsh to risk
Relatively small portions of those who choose tolife and limb while Marlin kept on filming and narrating.