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Big Brother I Was Watching You

Just my thoughts...Rula Lenska got it dead right.
This was all so, so unfair for poor For me the best times in the house were
Rula. Many will now probably remember her when the Pete and Michael show hit the
career for two things; Rock Follies and road, late at night or early in the
this TV Folly. Rock Follies was arguably morning over coffee and cigarettes when
the start of her career in the public eye the rest of the house was asleep. Funny
and this TV Folly looks like being the funny funny.Who was it pleaded with
end of it. Pray for a cat-food George to go and speak with Rula because
commercial, Rula! In fairness, though she was feeling so bad as a woman?
what a nightmare she must have found Pete.Who was it spoke up so volubly for
herself in - a 57-year-old, clearly past Barrymore after being evicted, saying how
her physical best, finding herself in the much he needed to be rehabbed back into
company of a Mata Hari (Faria), a Daisy this country? Pete. Not quite such the
Duke (Chantelle), Britain's Primo Slapper monster then, eh?Traci Bingham
(Jodie) and, to cap it all, Baywatch Babe The delightful, the truly gorgeous Traci
Traci! Most woman well past a certain age Bingham. Every man should have a Bingham
would bridle at the thought of competing of his own. starting with me. The rest of
with any of them, poor Rula had to take you can get your own, though, I want that
on the lot and she lost, in spades. I one. See how she went straight into a
thought George Galloway was right in his series of classic brilliantly executed
comments after she did that ludicrous girlie poses for the photographers as she
striptease - she was, indeed, trying too left the house? An absolute professional,
hard. Who wouldn't have their confidence a master of her craft. And how beautiful
rocked? The brave face she put on in her red devil costume! Cheap to run
arguably wasn't the best one either. Go too, (once you've bought the mansion),
to bed with a countess, wake up with a give her alcohol and she wanders around
count. I choose my words very carefully making small, happy sounds all day
here! Gee, I'd rather go to bed with Pete (whether you want her too or not). Does
- at least he looks the same in the the guy she's engaged to realise he's
mornings as he does last thing at marrying one of the Clangers? "Oh my
night!Chantelle Houghton Gah-had, it's the Soup-Drag-gen..."I
A (not quite) singing version of Jade don't think Traci understood the show,
Goody. which goes a long way to explaining why
She is so very self-possessed, the she was so devastated by being nominated.
producers must have been thrilled beyond Observe when she was talking to Davina at
belief by the way she stood up to Dennis the end, she said how hard she'd tried to
Rodman. Enough is being written about her be a good housemate. I suspect she
at the moment; I have no further comment thought you had to win by proving how
other than to observer she seems pleasant you were to live with and
areal-life version of Billie Piper's dutifully went out of her way to be just
character Rose in the current Dr. that. I don't think she had to go far our
Who.Dennis Rodman of her way at all, either, I think she
Everyone knew Pete Burns had a hard time really is that nice a person. that's why
deciding what to wear for the day but she was so upset at being nominated, she
what about poor Dennis, eh? Let's thought she was doing something wrong on
(hypothetically) listen in...."Uhm it's a personal level to the other housemates.
time to get up, what kind of look shall I Hence her shock and surprise. You get the
wear today? Little Lord Fauntleroy? Nope, feeling that to a certain extent, once
did that the other day. Geisha? No, you reach a certain level of stardom your
Pete'll do that any minute" (and he did). life is run to a large extent by your
"I got it - lemme see now, just give the agent; Traci and Dennis both gave the
ol' tattoos a burnish....get them pointy impression that they simply went where
studs all in...adjust the baseball cap they were signed to go and did their best
just so...and there it is - third circle when they were there.George Galloway
of Hell! Yay, me, not that I give a What a clear-cut warning to us all of
shit..."Did anyone note that while Pete how politicians plan to use us. We seem
Burns got awful raggeddy when he ran to be no more than stepping stones to
short of booze and cigarettes, both their own self-serving ends. How did he
Dennis Rodman and the adorable Traci serve his constituency in the BB house?
Bingham got grouchy when the food got His blustering complaints about
low? They being the two pro athletes it censorship left me unimpressed.I noticed
wasn't at all surprising. I noticed too that when there was the first a major
Dennis complaining that training without disagreement in the house - I believe
proper food wasn't too much fun. Probably over a misunderstanding about racism -
the first time he's ever had to do it.And George it was who suggested that a round
did you see how he balanced on the table discussion be held which George,
exercise ball with one foot while he did seemingly thoughtfully, offered to
push ups? Have you ever tried that? Do chair.Thus, it begins. How long before,
you know how HARD that is? And he made it in order that George may the better to
look so simple! No wonder this guy is fulfil his post as arbiter of the house
major league.Jodie Marsh decisions, not be made to suffer the
Poor, poor Jodie. How sad and muddled distractions of, say, hunger; shouldn't
she appears to be. I gather, though, that he be given a bigger share of the food
there's a very upbeat enthusiastic and than the others, so that his thinking may
likeable girl in there somewhere. She be clearer and not distracted by hunger?
seems to be gathering acolytes rather It's in the best interests of the group
than making friendships, confusing fans as a whole, after all; he's the decision
with friends. I noted when Pete Burns and maker.In the same vein, we might
Michael Barrymore were trying to get conjecture, how long before George's
through to her late one night, Michael sexual needs/desires must similarly be
suggested to her that she try and given priority over the others, the women
envisage a certain scenario just for the of the tribe, sorry, house, should be
sake of argument. Oh no I couldn't agree encouraged to offer themselves freely and
to that, says our Jodie, that would be regularly to George over and above the
immoral and I don't tell lies. Something others. All in the best interests of the
similar seemed to be happening when she group, of course. Politicians, eh? They
was talking to Davina McCall after her never close.Maggot
eviction, Davina gently suggesting that Maggot, the common man - the voice of
the other housemates had been trying to reason, as he said. A straightforward
act in Jodie's best interests and Jodie decent guy. Good to see he got over his
went immediately off on a complete initial reserve about Barrymore. Why was
tangent in her reply.I think myself that he concerned about his image, I wondered?
there's a great big rock sitting in the How genuine can he be if that's a
head of Jodie Marsh, never referred to, concern? Subsequently, though, he proved
never to be admitted to. What lies under himself a steadying influence on the rest
it? Something that Jodie finds so of the household.Faria Alam
terrifying that she visibly flees from The Big Brother experience must have
considering the rock's very existence.One been very difficult for Faria. I thought
suspects that self-contemplation is not a she behaved throughout as I imagine she
regular pastime for Miss Marsh. A shame, was brought up to be, dignified and
as rarely does one encounter a light bulb reserved. I never thought she was a
that really, really does need to change. slapper, or in any way cheap, when her
Poor, poor Jodie.(Sam) Preston sex life got her in the news. Her
Just like Dennis Rodman, I had no idea business, I would have thought. I was
who Preston actually was. I gathered he subsequently a bit disappointed to hear
was in a band called the Ordinary Boys, quite how promptly she was hawking her BB
and going from his appearance in general, story round Fleet Street but, I suppose,
I'd have put them somewhere between the a girl has to be practical and topical if
Jam and and number of ska bands, say, The she's going to make money that way. For
Selector? Later in the show we were me, the most interesting thing about
treated to some Ordinary Boys tunes and Faria was her apparent inability to
it looks as though I wasn't too far off express the emotions she was claiming to
the money. feel. I put this down to her upbringing
Apart from that, I knew nothing before to and there may be a lesson there for
about Le Preston and I know little else all of us. Imagine a girl bought up in
now, other than that he seems to be a strict circumstances in old established
perfectly decent sort of geezer with, I traditions, then abruptly cast out of
rather imagine, considerable woman that culture into a new and different
trouble on his plate. one. She'll know how to function
All quite ordinary, in fact.Michael emotionally in the old culture, her
Barrymore appropriate upbringing will have prepared
What a piece of work is this man! How her for that, but in this new (by which
infinite in frailty, his new personna I mean, 'Western') culture, one where the
suggests, and I have no reason to believe world has moved on from the time that
anything other than that the face we saw birthed the culture she was raised in,
was the real one. He seemed a perfectly she struggles to express emotions that
decent being, flawed, ragged round the she has no name for. We're probably all a
edges, and while he and Pete Burns bit that way at times as the world turns
together both displayed an ability to faster. Our childhood upbringing can less
provoke gales of genuine laughter (from and less prepare us for adulthood as
me) it's Barrymore who has the touch of effectively the two happen in different
genius about him, the air of one driven worlds. Poor Faria. I liked her.Big
to perform yet denied his stage. I hope Brother grew up and found its feet here,
the UK does what Pete said it should and this was ground-breaking TV. It still
opens its arms to welcome Barrymore back. seems the fashion in newspapers that
He's a tonic for the nation. We probably somehow, inexplicably, appear to consider
need him more than he needs us.Pete Burns themselves and their readers above Big
Twisted embittered genius. Youngsters Brother viewers. It's only for the oiks
will probably be too young to realise is the subtext of the copy in pretty much
this but in the genre of movies known as all the nationals.Synchronise watches, tv
noir, in small, run-down and seedy clubs kids; only a matter of time before they
in the boonies of Anytown, USA, the kind change their tune and accept that here
a Private Dick would inevitably find are observations made on life in the raw,
their way to when they were looking for that the spat between Dennis and
clues or following leads they'd find the Chantelle, the spats between everybody
Heroine of the movie. She'd be seated, and George, everybody and the confused
alone at the bar, she'd have a cool drink unfortunate Jodie Marsh, weren't far more
that she hadn't paid for in a tall glass riveting viewing than anything
in front of her and she'd always be scriptwriters could have dreamed up. It's
smoking. Whatever happened, even if it been an age in coming, but Big Brother
happened right in front of her, her face seems to be coming of age."Big" Bill
would be frozen into a mask of disdained Kruse probably watches far too much tv.
amusement. In other words, she'd look Also, he operates Music & Movie Posters,
like Pete. Assuming that's what he had in Crystal & Glass and SEO sites.
mind when he had his plastic done, he's




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